I dropped a DVD off at the post office and went to Kaiser to get the new dosage of levothroid. I was waiting for my name to come up on the board when I heard "NURSE TO THE FRONT DESK!" and turned around to look at the front desk. Someone was unconscious on the floor, face down, and a nurse was there in two seconds, a doctor in three more, and a total of eight medical staff by 10 seconds. Pretty good. Most of the staff left as the person gained consciousness, and after I picked up my meds and was leaving, they had ice packs on the person (very short hair, chubby, couldn't identify gender).
I'd gotten partway through the WashPost while I was waiting and the Home section, now only six pages instead of 12 or so, had an entire page of middle-school-age crafts. I'm not kidding. Applying maps to coasters with ModPodge, for example. How the heck do they think they'll keep subscribers?